honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

thank you SO much for this tag

Adobe is set to increase their prices. With that in mind, here’s a few alternatives that are free or single purchase.

the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people

This reddditor heard her cat purr for the first time.

be safe and wash your hands!

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

I saw this and thought to myself, thats so strange because thats a thing here in sweden as well, how two different places so far apart can have the same taboo.. and then I remembered something from history class

Humans are wild, huh?

Do you ever think about how Tina is like, “My name name is Porpentina but I go by Tina because I can’t believe my parents named me after an animal.”

 And Newt is like, “My name is Newton but I go by Newt because I can’t believe my parents didn’t name me after an animal”?

Because I think about that.

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

She-Ra but every instance of the word “princess” being used is replaced by “lesbian”

She-Ra and the Lesbians of Power

It got better

So that headcanon from a minute ago!  (Also, I’m finally satisfied with how I drew Julian! I never am!)

Use this as a battlemap in your next D&D game

Give the dwarf’s player a private note explaining the battlefield is deeply slanted, and let them decide whether to let the other players in on it.

Alternatively, use this one:

From Dyson’s maps

Oh Fuck yes, Dyson Logos rules

Reminds me of the Mobius Strip endless dungeon I’ve seen before. Directions HERE.

I have the best kind of headache now

SO. MUCH. LUKANETTE!!!!!!!

Asra and Muri- 15 Two very…pink boys lol 

I always thought that Google’s informal motto being “don’t be evil” was about as comforting as a coworker having a sign at his cubicle reminding him not to snap and murder everyone in the building. 

As it turns out, watching the coworker remove the sign is even more ominous.