Just another Hannibal artblog

Hannibal + tarot (7-12/22)

• met his wife while playing a drag queen
• spent the whole “Clash of the Titans” clusterfuck trolling Sam Worthington
• gives zero fucks about society’s expectation of what famous actors should behave like
• can wear the shit out of a suit, but prefers sportswear
• knows he is made of cheekbones. accepts it. uses it to his advantage
• went into dancing to score with dancers, stayed with it, went into acting after; two zero-guarantee careers right here and he made them work
• is always, always nice to fans. 
• ships hannigram harder than Bryan Fuller.
• is so fucking talented. seriously. SO fucking talented. he’s a fucking national treasure in Denmark.
• threw serious shade at Lars Von Trier, and it was amazing.

• has never seen a Star Wars movie and didn’t even realize how big being in one would be.
• also probably had no idea how big a Marvel movie would be.
• still went with doing both because he got really well paid got to do air kung-fu and shit.
• joined one of the most highly anticipated video games ever without understanding anything about the plot and/or video games. 
• went salsa dancing with his Hannibal co-stars, director, and showrunner, despite saying he doesn’t dance in public anymore.
• did a Con and got drunk with a bunch of furries.
• also got onstage with a screamo band (during the same Con?) and shot toilet paper at the pit.
• wears every flower crown he’s ever been given. it’s like a thing. sometimes wears two at the same time.
• once wore a pink “rosé over bitches” sweatshirt while completely smashed and it was great.

• proudly played the ‘Bitch’ in Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money video and didn’t get why it was such a big deal.
• avoided major injury in a crash where he was sent flying from his motorcycle but managed to flip in midair and land perfectly on his feet.