Harley Quinn + Joker art.
Casual reminder to all my partners;
I am not fast.
i mean, who wouldn't tbh ¡
a g i g g l e & bright pink cheeks ~ ❛ you sure got THE BEST taste, boss. ❜
♦ ◊ ♦
someone suggested to me how Tom Cruise could play a good Trevor Phillips and I was just wot but then I remembered this scene & okay I can see it. 8D
the–author:
wendythesurvivor:
becauseimrichandican:
I Swear This Is An RP Blog: A Musical
Featuring such hits as
- Maybe I’ll RP Today and its reprise No Wait Nevermind
- What Was The Plot of This RP Again?
- Fuck My Partner Deleted Their Blog
And the ever classic
- I’m a Lazy Bastard
Starring everyone’s favourite
- Nobody’s replied and its reprise Fuck everyone’s replied
Also featuring
- Boy maybe I should stop shitposting and work on replies and the wonderful Nah forget it
♥ ‘ RED .
She wanted to be, certainly. But this wasn’t Harley refusing her. It wasn’t that simple. She looked down into those blue eyes of hers - those eyes which sometimes acted more like mirrors. Ivy saw more of herself in Harley than she cared to admit, which may have partially responsible in the way Ivy doted on her so much. She had to make sure she didn’t happen again.
“No, sweetie…” Ivy swallowed, stroking Harley’s hair almost absentmindedly. “No, I’m not.” Another kiss to the other girl’s forehead, just on reflex.
in a better time, Harley might have sensed the tension; might have felt theFRUSTRATION, the worry. might have written a thirty - page report on the dark corners in the redhead’s mind. --- but she wasn’t that girl right now. she was afraid. she was clinging. she was so unbelievably happy that she got a say --- that no plates were being smashed & no guns were being FIRED.
❛ oh RED ! you’re so good to me --- YOU’RE THE ABSOLUTE BEST ! ❜
the petite blonde hopped into her lap, throwing her arms around the woman’s shoulders, and her legs around her waist; like a SPIDER MONKEY.
I Can Do Anything - 3OH!3
I ain’t gonna take no shit from no one, you ain’t gonna try to get me to hold on. It’s golden now, why would I slow down?
I can do anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want Anything, anything, anything I want It’s golden now Why would I slow down?
♥ ‘ INTERESTIN ‘ .
* qnzl.
“I like your baseball bat,” he says, somehow resisting the urge to smirk. She strikes him as the dangerous type, so he knows not to push her buttons too much but – when has that ever really stopped him from being a prat? “Hit anything interesting with it, or do you just like the game?”
she twirled the bat in her hands, proud of the praise her BABY was receiving. then, SUDDENLY, she was leaning in close, a finger decorated with a powder - pink nail circling his face.
❛ not in a LONNNGG time ! but today must be my lucky day. ‘cause you got quite an interestin’ face, mistah. ❜
*cutely rips your organs out*
☮ peas, anna.
Send me a ☮ for a graphic of your muse’s aesthetic.
ahh, it’s so poopy, I’m sorry!
★ i wanna star. I WANT IT TO BE GOLD.
I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better