I'm so fly I've got arachnophobia

the all-knowing woofular unit 

Hey, Santa. If you’re reading this…what am I saying? Of course you’re reading it. You read everything. Anyways just wanted to give you a heads up about how we don’t have a chimney which, as we all know, is your number one favorite way to enter buildings. Btw, that’s a weird thing but we won’t judge. Anyway, we hope you’re comfortable improvising with our space and coming in via the front doors which are open 24/7. Another option is our kitchen ventilation system if you’re looking to keep it weird. Your flexibility is appreciated. Kick butt in 2016 big man.

We’ve finally become those people http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/XaJ48Cw

smells like teen shovel (x)

stop

to all of you naysayers who told me last year that “foxes don’t have a separate language for communicating with their alien overlords,” y'all can go suck a lemon from my lemon tree.

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

Im going to bed.

Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it.  What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

I was told to never let this die… http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/8GZUWGB

via

how can you forget to have a sit down with your cat and calmly tell them there is going to be a new addition to the family

Lmfao

(hikes into the tundra and finds some fucken yugoslavian old man) ay how do you feel about existing

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

“I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful.”

Submarine (2010)

Trying to get dressed and he does this. #insta #kittensofinstagram #catsofinstagram