whales are the evolutionary equivalent of pulling a u-turn on the freeway

>start evolutionary journey in The Ocean

>grow legs and learn to breathe air, leave The Ocean

>say nvm, go back to The Ocean, sometimes keep the hips? and they just. float there.

>continue needing to breathe air, which is in short supply in The Ocean, Where You Live, so you evolve to hold your breath really long, but you still have to come up for air

>good job whales, you dipshits

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White people is a slur? Noted.

No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild

Lmao.

I’d need them to write “WHITEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE” next to my name or else I would not even try to eat curry

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

I don’t think any of them were saying makeup is the “minimum”? You said you watched a lazy MAKEUP tutorial and were angry at how many things were used. They offered their opinions on a better LAZY MAKEUP tutorial. You can’t just watch makeup tutorials and be angry they’re using makeup in them.

I really love him okay

My beautiful baby boy. Protect him pls

Connor: *shows signs of deviancy*

Hank: Fuckin superb you funky little android.

I am:

⚪ male

⚪ female

🔘 the android sent by CyberLife

please accept this dumb thing I made instead of doing my assignments

LICC

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