Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.
how and where can i return myself
me when people try to show me their baby pictures
*bangs fists on table* LET HIM SNIP!! LET!! HIM!! SNIP!!!
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When my parents ask me how I’m doing
DEADASS!!!
Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.
All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?
Cops don’t have to know the law.
There was a supreme court decision recently that a cop is not falsely detaining someone if they’re doing something the cop reasonably believes is against the law, even if it’s actually legal. I think the specific case was about someone driving with a broken taillight in a state where a car is street-legal so long as at least one of its taillights works.
Meanwhile, as a civilian, ignorance of the law is not a defense.
Cops are not required to know the laws they enforce. You are required to know every law you might conceivably break. But then, of course, if you backtalk a cop because you have better knowledge of the law than they do, and they respond violently, good luck winning that.
Hair stylists go through a longer period of education and stricter licensing with violations in the state of California than cops do.
I’m a body piercer and I went through a longer eduction/training period that police do and they get to carry guns.
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