We’ll never die

For future confused Tumblr cockroaches, this post is about Facebook and it’s affiliated sites, Instagram and WhatsApp, temporarily crashing on October 4th, 2021.

We all gathered together to celebrate our refusal to fucking die and put a collective middle finger up to Mark Zuckerberg.

Like or reblog to flip Mark Zuckerberg off and receive good vibes :)

Hey so the trolley problem is dumb because the real person at fault for any of the deaths is the person who designed the trolley without an emergency braking system, the people who put in the purchase order for a trolley without an emergency braking system, the people who approved a PO for a trolley without an emergency braking system, the people who delivered a trolley without an emergency braking system, the organization that inspected and certified a trolley without an emergency braking system,and the operator who did not make a huge stink about being assigned to a trolley without an emergency braking system.

Whether you pull the lever is irrelevant, because a whoooole mess of people fucked up for you to be in that hypothetical situation.

Seriously, like, as a professional engineer, I find the premise of the trolley problem offensive. Cause like, so many safety regulations have been violated that it's just... insane.

"But, Cody, what if there was an emergency braking system, and it failed?"

Failure to perform regular maintenance and inspection. So, it's still someone else's fault.

"What if maintenance and inspections were done correctly, and it still failed?"

Some engineer somewhere failed to design a failsafe with the necessary redundancies. Again, it's someone else's fault.

"What about sabotage?"

The saboteur is obviously to blame.

"What if it's just a freak accident?"

Once again there's that engineer failing to place redundancies.

"What if it was just an act of God, and the engineer and everyone else did everything right?"

Then God is to blame. Duh. Not sure why this is so hard to get.

Any accident investigator will tell you that an accident is caused by a chain of incidents, and there were always several places the disaster could have been stopped.

Trolley problems are just philosophers being cruel to their audiences.

I would look at whoever is tying people to trolley tracks. That might be the issue right there.

Maybe the real trolley problem was the OSHA violations we made along the way.

[ID: gif of Chidi from The Good Place listening to someone speaking and looking extremely stressed out.]

Important PSA:

Ok mando + duel of the fates absolutely fucks

DARTH VADER in ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016) LUKE SKYWALKER in THE MANDALORIAN (2020)

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg!! omg

Forever reblog.

Heaven let your eent shine down.

eent oh my god

this is so fucking funny

i love everyone saying “this is before the day 1 patch so you shouldn’t judge it” when did we get so fucking cucked that we think it’s not ok to judge a product as it is on release and that we have to wait for the post-release crunch session patch to kick in before we say anything critical.

All the black peoples’ reactions have me fuckin screaming lmao

Dude said chill out 😂

bruh the lady closed the window AND locked it 😂😂😂

“I ain’t got no box cutter or nothing” 😭😭😭

“I WILL STEAL YOUR COOKIES”

“we don’t sell cookies”

“nevermind”

Never has a quote been more relevant or accurate

the chimeras really were that last nail in Shou Tucker’s reputation 

Ahsoka “MURDER” Tano   ↳  [insp. from @soccialcreature]

Bonus:

Ignore me getting fucked by pixels when trying to jump on the next level.

American movie be like

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

ff9 music… after all these years, still so good. 

last but not least, warlock borbs!

Commission for @aero_sb’s warlock vs Crota from twitter!

I had a blast drawing this, been forever since I last drew Crota.

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