*anime*

me: i should go to bed early

me at 4 am: 

now this is a straight ship i can get behind

me: literally why do the heterosexuals have to read a heternormative relationship in EVERYTHING why do they do that it’s so gross and -

Leo and Lacy: *look at each other*

me:  👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong

brain:

The most iconic villan in Indiana Jones is a large rock.

Finally some good news

@thisbinch

when a contestant on chopped decides to not transform one of the ingredients

In this world, it’s kill or be killed.

At my old school, people weren’t filled with DETERMINATION.

delete this

YOU IDIOT