You should have a sunglasses that suits you!
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when patronus test gives you the animal you dislike
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devil-in-red-deactivated2019010
Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.
College biology in a nutshell..
justin32o
accurate as fuck
daughterofdiaspora
my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy.
theblacklittlemermaid
She just wanted you to clean the house
I hate waitressing part 7 by Sarah Schauer
The way she says “from the outside” is oscar worthy
rohie-deactivated20191102
there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of
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what the american school system teaches us
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The slow surrender of his hand is everything.
becks-tea
This video gave me life
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how do you get a nice body without moving
boyirl
by learning to love yourself
wow
brokxnn
this
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I just realised something
if they made us wait that long just so this could happen i will scream
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
bananamerlin
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
noooooo stop
sevvey6
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff
me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones
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I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
mollyiswideawake
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
cant bitch out now
vengeance-of-synners
“bitch sticker”
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Protest Breaks out Against the Lack of Sanders Coverage Outside CNN Studio In Hollywood California, And Not One News Network Is Covering it
On Sunday, more than 1,000 protesters voiced their anger over CNN’s lack of Bernie Sanders coverage and the medias blatant bias towards Hilary Clinton, at the network’s Los Angeles headquarters.
And yet….not one Major or Local new station is covering it….
Protesters gathered together in a peaceful sit in, holding up bernie signs and chanting “Clinton News Network”. Since CNN’s first Democratic presidential debate program this election season, the network has put Clinton front and center and fawned over her performance, even when Sanders gained more followers.
This #BernieBlackout is no coincidence or accident. it could have something to do with the fact that Time Warner Cable owns CNN. Time Warner, of course, has donated over $400,000 to Hillary Clinton’s campaigns.
Despite his last six wins in a row, and the fact that Bernie’s managed to pack arenas with over 27 thousand people, Sanders has been largely ignored by the network. Ironically, CNN continued to run segments on an upcoming travel show even as the large mob chanted outside the building.
DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV. REMEMBER: WE ARE HIS MEDIA
#StayWoke
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