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• Always getting a free slice of sausage at the butcher
• Hearing stories where people violently died as bedtime stories
• Closing your eyes when the Sandmännchen throws his sand so you don’t have to go to sleep
• Making your own ice cream with Fruchtzwerge yoghurt
• Benjamin Blümchen Cake
• Singing a song about chinese people playing contrabass
• “Fisher Fisher how deep is the water?”
• “Don’t throw snowballs, one time a girl got a snowball with a stone in it in her eye and she went blind!”
• “Charlie Chaplin went to Frankfurt…”
• A depressed bread called Bernd
• Knowing like 2 people who can pronound the English “th” properly
• Humilating unathletic students in front of the whole school a.k.a. Bundesjugendspiele
• “My grandma rides a motor bike in the hen house.”
• Toggo Tour was like Coachella for German kids but you could never go cause they never came to your town
• “cat toilet, cat toilet, yes that makes the cat happy”
• “Space Taxi to the sky!”
• “Now in every 7th egg!”
• “Get [insert stupid ringtone here] in the Jamba Sparabo!”
• Is it der, die or das Nutella?
• Having friends in other states is difficult cause they’ve got school holidays when you’re still in school and vice versa
• “Of course with the Mouse and the Elephant”

the story of sam and dean winchester

• In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
• In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
• In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
• For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

1. Humans are assholes.
2. Sharks are not assholes.
3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.