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Queen

@queenofkenya / queenofkenya.tumblr.com

Tu m'connais pas.
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just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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savvygooner
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violetnpurple

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

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antiandrogen

father god 

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abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

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antiandrogen

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

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britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

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kumasenpai

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

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kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

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britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

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thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

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ellsworthej

My head hurts…

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te-amo-corazon

didn’t i say we need to go back to school?? 😂😂

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skinoutqueen

LMFAO wtf is happening

Unnu dunce.

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kimreesesdaughter

This was really the laugh I needed.

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pastabow

shower beverage alignments

Lawful Good: shower coffee IF you’re running late Neutral Good: you wouldn’t be caught dead with a shower bev Chaotic Good: whatever u happen to be drinking when the shower-mood strikes instantly becomes ur shower beverage Lawful Neutral: a bottle of cold water outside the shower for when it gets too steamy in there True Neutral: getting thirsty halfway thru and just opening ur mouth like a baby bird in the rain Chaotic Neutral: slushie that u got from the gas station SPECIFICALLY so u could take a shower and drink it Lawful Evil: bath & a glass of fine wine Neutral Evil: shower beer Chaotic Evil: shower MILK

shower…….. beverage?????

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dangerbabegang

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

  • Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
  • grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
  • different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
  • some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

  • Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
  • sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
  • Some churches offer short term residence
  • Find your nearest homeless shelter
  • Look for places that are open to the public
  • A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

  • A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
  • Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
  • Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
  • Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
  • Local beaches, go for a quick swim
  • Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
  • Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
  • Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

  • first aid kit
  •  sunscreen
  •  a travel alarm clock or watch
  •  mylar emergency blanket
  •  a backpack is a must
  •  downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
  •  sleeping bag
  •  travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
  •  swiss army knife
  •  can opener
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spork-of-humanity

Reblog to literally save a life

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hipsandheartbreak

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

Save a life reblog

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kukachoosays

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

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comrade-jiang

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

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