Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
I'm just trying to get the mood right
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⌕ kaiju no. 8 • gen narumi.
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advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.
You go to a swede's house to bang and you start going down on them and theyre like who told you you could eat here???
The entire population of Sweden getting collectively called out on twitter is funny as hell so far because every single tweet by a Swedish person is either like “first of all being racist is my cultural heritage…” or it’s “god, finally, I’ve been trying to tell everyone for years that my country is full of assholes”
Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
This
[ID: A tweet by user killdads that reads "One day I said out loud, 'when we're apart I think you must hate me, I picture you seeing my name when I text you and heaving this big sigh because I'm so annoying' and he quietly said 'that's a little mean. I wish you wouldn't picture me that way' and something clicked". /End ID]
the days leading up to your period will make you think you're under some sort of curse that's draining the life from your body and then well that does kind of turn out to be the case
this has caused some real problems for me
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