I'm Not Nadia.

This is a show that exists in reality.

We can just let it be our little secret until we’re ready to…

Rufus in the bg: Ohhhhh yeah, I was looking for bothof you…well here you are..and this is me leaving(awkwardly)” I died laughing

rip to the deleted scene we’ll most likely never get to see

DAMMIT WAIT THIS WAS ALSO PART OF THE EQUATION

The X-Files (11x09) - “Nothing Lasts Forever”

For so many reasons, in the end, I’m glad that it was Scully who proposed to Mulder.

15-year-old me has already written 47 different fanfics about the contents of that sext that Scully sends Mulder at the end of this episode. They are having so much sex in this new (last?) season that I can’t even begin to process how it is real.

(It better be real. This better not be an AU projected by William on his parents because I JUST NEED TO BE REAL.)

I honestly think that my favorite tiny moment of this episode was -- not even Scully most likely sexting Mulder in a diner so he would stop looking at his phone! -- but the fact that her smart house has continued a running gag of how “Fox” is such a weird name, thereby calling him “Scott.” Also, I would like to reach out into the past to tell Past!Tahlia that everything is going to be FINE.

“You’re in love with Lucy, just admit it!”

I was not aware how much I shipped this until right now.

But like, what if it all ends with them making out in that church in the mid-season trailer because it’s the end of the world, until they are rudely interrupted by a priest who just wants to get everyone out so he can go hide in his bunker, too. Scully makes a quiet joke about the appropriateness about being scolded by a Catholic priest on Doomsday, which suddenly gives Mulder an idea. “Do you trust me, Scully?” “I’ll always trust you, Mulder.” Mulder then drags them up to the altar and ask the priest to marry them. The priest points that is both the literal end of the world and also they don’t have a marriage license so it won’t be legally binding to get them past the checkpoints they’ll need. Mulder and Scully flash their badges and promise to make sure to get the priest where he needs to go if he just does them this quick, ceremonial favor first.

I’M JUST SAYING. SEASON 11 IS GIVING ME A LOT OF EMOTIONS THESE DAYS.

a family can be two fbi agents and their fugitive alien telepathic lovechild disguised as a middle aged asian man

that’s it, that is this season of The X-Files in one Tumblr post and I am 100% here for it

(x) (x)

No you did fucking not.

Well

In middle school, my pre-Internet-fandom fandom best friend and I had an elaborate set of inside jokes set around "Track 16" aka the cut on the OST where Mulder and Scully almost make out in the first movie, before she is conveniently stung by a bee. I want to go back in time and tell her it will be all right. Possibly. I’m not sure. This whole season is going to turn out to be a dream and I’m going to be so disappointed.

ICON

It’s called hip-hop, you wouldn’t get it. Just take the fucking picture, Tea.

It will never not be weird to me that Tea Leoni actually played a stand-in Gillian Anderson character in an episode of The X-Files.

pls let scully sleep 😴

That second gif, I imagine them being like:

“Mulder, I’m tired. We are not going into that place.”

“It’s nondescript! It’s perfect!”

“The neon sign is broken. I’m pretty sure it’s 1994 inside that bar. No. Let’s find a diner.”

“I’ll let you sleep with the gun.”

“...................FINE.”

Mulder and Scully are totally fucking again, and it is the best revelation of Season 11.

(Hello again, Tumblr.)