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me trying to explain to white twinks how Sasha Velour isn’t progressive for being bald, fake weird, and fake fucking w/ gender and how Peppermint is actually progressive and challenges gender roles just by existing as a black trans woman

There was an alien festival this weekend.

lady gaga who?

nothing in overwatch can ever compare to TF2 sprays

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

From Tekken 2: A Fist Fight with God (神に挑む拳) by Hajime Kojiro,1995

This is a fucking wig. Like I’m screaming Wig Technology has advanced wayyyy too far lmao

Wow.

2017 blessings

Kamoshida’s English va really hit it out of the park on this one

this is false because @chiakihayasaka has made about a million tweets about wanting to drain the leftover juices from kamoshida’s crusty socks

i have never and would never say that kind of foolishness

girl you come into call saying you want him to cum and piss on you until you permanently reek of his waste

@deadfield the cucu drinking game killed my liver

well you better off dead anyway 

I’m shawty in the shorts

Girl standing up: Leo, Capricorn, Sagittarius Girl sitting down: Scorpio, Cancer, Gemini Girl with the chips: Virgo, Taurus, Aquarius

When you in bed having an imaginary argument with someone and in your head they say some out of pocket shit