When a fic is so out of character that it’s good

there’s just some fics... they never leave u bro. i’ll be sitting on the toilet four years later thinking about the 94k enemies to lovers fic that captured my soul

reblog and put in the tags the fics that captured ur soul

this station’s favourite scientist

Do you think Verizon realized axing 30% of the site’s user base by banning porn was maybe not the best way of getting more ad revenue?

…god, what if tumblr gets bought by, like, pornhub or something

like, i’m genuinely curious, who the fuck would want to buy it, lmfao

Oh jeez I could actually see that happening.

Can you imagine the discourse if it did?

WAIT NO I WAS JOKING

oh my god sokka rly just accepts zuko as a friend right away? he immediately just starts roasting him with jerkbending and his little dragon dance bless

Sokka was 100% on board for the friendship, not because Zuko redeemed himself, but because Zuko was easy roast material

Ozai sure thought so :/

I'm dead

ERERI FIC TAGLIST

LENGTH Under5k Under10k 5k+ 10k+ 25k+ 50k+ 75k+ 100k+ 150k+ 200k+ 250k+ Completed Ongoing Oneshot Chaptered Slowbuild

UNIVERSE All AU Alpha/Beta/Omega AU Apocalypse AU - zombies Canon Era - canon divergence, post-canon, reincarnation, titan levi, titans Fantasy AU - fairy tales, merpeople, Historical AU - WW1, WW2, medieval Hybrid AU ModernAU - college/university, highschool, roommates Paranormal AU - demons, ghosts Soulmates AU - Supernatural AU - angels, vampires, werewolves.

OCCUPATION/HOBBIES Actor Artist Babysitter Barista Chef - baking - cooking  Criminal - delinquent - gangs - mafia Dancer Doctor Fashion Gamer Homeless  Lifeguard Military Model Nurse Policeman - detective, fbi, spy Royalty Sex Work Sports - baseball, cricket, football, martial arts, swimming, tennis Student Teacher Vet YouTuber

DYNAMIC Age Difference - DILF, Older Eren, teacher/student, sugar daddy Arranged Marriage Enemies to Lovers Established Relationship Fake/Pretend Relationship Friends to Lovers Marriage - proposal Long Distance Relationship Online Relationship Parenthood - single father Polyamory

FLUFF All fluff Cuddling Happy Ending Pining  Sharing A Bed

ANGST All angst Abuse Alcohol Anorexia Anxiety Break-Ups Bulimia Bullying Cheating Death Depression Disabilities - blind, deaf, mute Drugs - addiction Homeless Hurt/Comfort Jealousy Mental Health Murder PTSD - trauma Sad Ending Self-harm Smoking Suicide - attempted suicide, suicidal thoughts Therapy Unrequited

SMUT All smut Asphyxiation/Choking BDSM Blow Jobs Bondage Daddy Kink Deepthroating Dirty Talk Dominant Eren Dominant Levi Frottage Friends With Benefits Hand Jobs Masturbation - mutual masturbation One Night Stand Praise Kink Punishment Rimming Sex - 3dmg sex, camp sex, phone sex, public sex/outdoor sex,  rough sex, skype sex, sleeping bag sex Sexting Spanking - whipping Threesome Voyeurism

MISC Crossover - Gender Swap - Parties - Party Games - Punk - Sleepwalking -

NATIONALITIES British Levi - Dutch Levi - French Levi  British Eren - German Eren - Turkish Eren

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

*flips table*

BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

*Kicks chair*

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

*throws lamp across room*

HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING

*rips down the curtains*

THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM

*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY

YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS

EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE ALREADY TOGETHER

THEY DON’T REALIZE THEY’RE SOULMATES

@2thingsfunny

THEY’VE BEEN ACCIDENTALLY BONDED!

Adam & Eve

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

Fast Cars & Freedom Summary: There’s no kind of high quite like an adrenaline high, at least that’s what street racers would say. The thunder of horses beneath a hood, the roar of the spectators, the sound of tires on asphalt, the money, but the glory; the glory and the high are the best parts of racing. Insert Eren Jaeger whose parents were killed thanks to two racers on the freeway ignoring all safety rules and parameters. With his mass fear of speed and deep seeded hatred for racers, Eren has gone as far as to blame most of Tampa’s crime on people like racers. His college thesis is revolving around the world he knows little to nothing about - until he gets dragged into the world to experience it all first hand. His eyes cannot leave the attractive man who enters his family bequeathed gym. Fate is fickle: causing Eren to crash his car, at the hands of a furry guest, leading him to no other than that very man’s mechanic shop. His world will flip upside down when he sees things he shouldn’t and is roped into the man’s circuit as his errand boy. Will Eren’s opinion change as he works closely with this man and his team? Maybe he’ll find more than he was looking for in the face of high speed and thrilling danger in the world of illegal street racing.

This is honestly my favorite fic to ever exist!! Like I finished it a month ago and am still obsessed!! (And the author had a kick ass playlist for it)

So apparently, there are people who don't stay up until 3 am reading gay fanfics. . .

I know. I’m confused too.

Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s normal and move on.

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