jimmyangelfallon!!!!!!!!
Ore Monogatari is the cutest fucking anime that steps away from the other shoujos because of its very unique character design AND their personaloties like I have so much respect and love for this fucking show.
Suna is just the best bro in history
Can I just mention how frigging precious Suna is in the Chocolate episode?
He’s always making sure mister dazed-by-love gets home safely, but this bit is particularly cute.
And then there’s Fierce Suna, sticking up for his way-too-good-for-this-world friend.
And this….
OMG look at him. Look at that smile. Seeing Takeo happy just genuinely pleases him. Someone give this boy a prize, and all of the love.
Android Rhythm Games
I decided to list some rhythm games i know, for people in need for it. Not every game can be downloaded worldwide, but there are ways to get them anyway… I didn’t try them all, sorry! I have limited space (sadly)!
Card Collecting Rhythm games (gender you can collect):
Ai ★Chu (Boys)
AKB48グループ ついに公式音ゲーでました (Girls)
喵星物語 (Both, Animals)
DREAM BEAT! (Girls)
ハロプロ タップライブ (Girls)
Idol Chronicle (Girls)
IDOLiSH7 (Boys)
IDOLRISM (Both) - was very easy to navigate, since the menus also had english under the japanese, but it seems like the service will end at the end of the month?
School idol festival (Girls) [EN] [JP] [Korean]
SHOW BY ROCK!! (Both, Animals)
Tokyo 7th Sisters (Girls)
Other rhythm games:
Angelmania
Bakumatsu Rock -BEGINNING SOUL-
beat gather u
Beat PangPang
BIT.TRIP BEAT
Chase
Cytus
DanceDanceRevolution S
Deemo
DJMAX RAY
DJMAX TECHNIKA Q
Dynamix
EatBeat DeadSpike-san
EXILE TRIBE BEAT
Groove Coaster 2
GROOVE S. E
Hachi Dachi
High5
jubeat plus
Music Samurai
Nanli Bluss
Noah’s Bottle
O²Jam
OverRapid (open beta)
Pretty Rhythm Shake
Radiohammer (Whatever the difference of this and station should be other than other brand and pay or in app purcharse of items)
Radiohammer Station
Record Run
ReRave Plus
RING STAR
TAP SONIC
Thapster
Tone Sphere (not out yet, but there is an alpha test version aviable)
of course there are more, but I am tired right now and listing every of them would simply be to much (also there are so many very bad ones). However I will update if a new one comes out that I really want in the list (and given that there are many card collecting rhythm games were announced that will happen really fast)
THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE UR OTP DOING
- LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
- Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
- BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before
- GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES
- GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES
- FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE
- WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER
- GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING
- DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS
- MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER
- BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE
- FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON
- NO
- NOW I’M CRYING
- ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
- I DIDN’T NEED THIS
the faces in Ace’s story were cute!!
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
True
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
ICH WEINE
HOMO HOT LIPS
HUNGRY FOR DONG
Urban fantasy you might have already read and enjoyed:
Our Reccomendations:
- Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause
- Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater
- Cry Wolf by Patricia Briggs
- Nightshade by Andrea Cremer
- Moon Called by Patricia Briggs
- Dust City by Rober Paul Weston
- White Cat by Holly Black
- The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater
- Mystic City by Theo Lawrence
- Beastly by Alex Flinn
- Half Bad by Sally Green
- Blood Magic by Tessa Gratton
- Marked by P.C. Cast
- Glass Houses by Rachel Caine
- Blue Bloods by Melissa de la Cruz
- The Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith
- Infinity by Sherrilyn Kenyon
- The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Stephanie Meyer
- Hellblazer by Jamie Delano
- Department 19 by Will Hill
- Her Dark Destiny by Dave Ferraro
- Strange Angels by Lili Saintcrow
- Alice in Zombieland by Gena Showalter
- Forsaken by Jana Oliver
- Tithe by Holly Black
- Wondrous Strange by Lesley Livingston
- Lament by Maggie Stiefvater
- I Was A Teenage Fairy by Francesca Lia Block
- The Iron King by Julie Kagawa
- Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr
- Starcrossed by Josephine Angelini
- The Wicked and the Divine by Kieron Gillen
- City of Stairs by Robert Jackson Bennett
- The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan
- Touch of Frost by Jennifer Estep
- Ink by Amanda Sun
- Unspoken by Sarah Rees Breenan
- Intertwined by Gena Showalter
- Soul Screamers by Rachel Vincent
- Paranormalcy by Kiersten White
- The Coldest Girl in Coldtown by Holly Black
- Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor
Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral
This happened a few years ago and I was living in Zimbabwe at the time, and I was having a pretty bad day, I was going to see my auntie who lived about 400km away from me. If youre african you’ll understnad that this was no small journey. So I got in my car and set off and about 3 hours into the journey i came across a Dude by the side of the road who was going in the same direction, so out of the goodness of my heart i said jump in. we go to talking and he happened to be going to exact same village as me and he knew my auntie!.
Half an hour passes and we’re making polite chit chat and reminiscing about old times in zimbabwe, when all of a sudden he tell me to pull over, so I do. he runs out of the car and starts making wretching noises, so i assume he’s throwing up, its dark at this point so i cant really see much, so i go check on him ( first mistake). I get out and go to his side expecting him to be there but he’s not…..Then I here someone behind and me and before i know it im unconcious! so I wake up a couple hours later( iknow this becuase the sun was coming up at this point) without my car, clothes or wallet. so im thinking great. i look around and see im on some farmland wearing the giys clothes. SO i start walking in no particular direction and eventually come across a settlement.
I explain to them my situation and they tell me that the nearest main road is at least a good half a days walk from where I am and they dont get many cars coming through this part but they heard one last night ( which might be our thief). I start walking in the direction they point me in and after what felt like forever i come acroos a road, so I pitch up and start waiting, ( now i know most of you are thinking why not call someone, i had no phone with me and I dont have the best memory so I didnt know any numbers that would come in handy). after a couple of hours a car stops and lets me hitch I let him know the situaion and he says we’re in the complete opposite direction of my intended destination but he’s willing to drop me close enough to walk the rest of the way to which I thought great!
its takes a good two days to get there and he drops me off and i say my goodbyes to my driver, I take down his number so i can repay him later on. At this point im starting to recoginise my surroundings, I walk for a few miles and as im getting closer to my aunties i can here a lots of singing and what appears to be a large crowd which i though was strange. Im about 100 feet from the house and i see my Son which again i thought was strange because he was meant to be in school at this time, but instead of running to me and hugging me as he normally does…he runs away screaming to my complete bewilderment. I get to the the gate and all of a sudden the large crowd alerted by my sons scream has stopped singing and is stood silent. my wife appears and starts to run towards me hugging and kissing me like Ive been gone for months. My auntie appears and immediately faints when she sees me.
I still have no clue whats going on at this point and im exhausted, so we rush to get my auntie inside and I see my picture ontop of a large box that resembles a coffin sitting in the living room….
So it turns out that the guy who robbed me and made off with my car my wallet and all my clothes was in a car crash so bad that they couldnt identify the body and because the only things they could use to identify him was my wallet, they assumed it was me that had died in the crash. since there was no body of sorts they could arrange the funeral preety quickly and that is what I had stumbled upon. My son still has nightmares to this day and and my wife has told me never to pick up a hitch hiker ever again.
TL;DR Got carjacked, robber died and family thought it was me, they arrange my funeral and I somehow manage to stumble upon my own funeral.
I don't give an altar
When did Death Note get a live action gay porno
(this is on kik)
Does anyone else have that friend where it’s just like “Literally nothing you say can shock me anymore. We have said the worst possible things to each other in the form of sarcastic banter to the point that I have become numb to the moral reality of this world.”
Halloween is coming up and since I know how you all can get sometimes I feel like this is a necessary reminder: don’t make fun/make any sort of derogatory comment about a child wearing a minion costume. Children LIKE minions, there will be A LOT of little minions running around this Halloween. No one cares if you hate minions, no one wants to hear that you hate minions, so keep it to yourself. Tell those kids this Halloween that their minion costume is the best you’ve ever seen and that minions are your favorite character in the world. Just don’t be an asshole.