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It's easy to be drunk when it's hard to be sober.

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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

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This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

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