consider...armadillos

@belle-ofthebrawl 🥸

Meowsieur Purroit

I've been trying not to call people mean names when I get into arguments so now my default when I get a lil frustrated is to say "babe" which as u might understand is not particularly conducive to customer service

Had a guy piss me off so badly yesterday I called him babygirl

For reference im a scrawny 19 year old girl wearing too much eyeliner and he was a 40 year old man in an American flag carhartt jacket. We were both so surprised the disagreement just ended right there

If companies are allowed to sue you for losses during a strike, there is now no longer an incentive to not simply burn down your place of work.

For most people, there's really no difference between say, 15,000$ of debt, and 200,000$ of debt. They are equally life-ruining sums of money. Why not, you know, leave that gas stove on? Cost the company some real money? Maybe if it happens enough times they won't be able to buy insurance.

Next viral tumblr blorbo: giant old as fuck tadpole

“LIKE” to vote for Old As Fuck Tadpole

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

sometimes in conversation i'll say "delete tiktok" or "stop trusting people on tiktok" and it may sound like a joke in the context where i say it but im letting you know rn i 100% mean it every single time i say it and it has never been a joke

found this on twt and i screamed

Oh my fucking god, this is such a vibe, though.

[id: a tweet from ao3tagsbot, showing an ao3 tag: "non-consensual knife play, also known as stabbing." /end id]

> open spotify

> search blorbos name

> open playlist

>

> close spotify.

I fell in love with this chicken on sight….and I knew I had to draw her. What an iconic, confused little lass.