tired

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

indie/pop singers will see a lively, classic song and be like "is anyone going to cover this in a shitty whisper voice?" and not wait for an answer

microdosing on living by going to the grocery store

ppl on the street when im androgynous

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

i know i talk a lot about the relationship between humans and animals in ancient rome and i’m constantly very emotional about it but i NEED you all to look at this part of a mosaic of a race horse named polidoxus that says “whether you win or not, we love you, polidoxus”

Breath of the Wild/Homestuck Crossover!! (aka an excuse to draw the game’s armour on someone other than Link)

girls / boys

i would make a “do you have good or bad taste in horror films” quiz but that would get many people on this site very very angry because all theyve watched is jennifers body and midsommar and they think thats peak horror 

here you go beloveds. do NOT get angry if you get bad taste it’s just for fun -__- 

https://uquiz.com/quiz/YZ5COo?p=1284569

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haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

"there's no such thing as a perfect facebook grou-"