*walking down the street* I wonder if ppl can tell im a virgo sun scorpio rising infp melancholic chaotic good enneagram type 4/9 reserved spiritualist life path 9 hufflepuff swan just by looking at me

Love my fellow weirdo girls walking around alone wearing things they got from God knows where

doof: perry the platypus, this mac and cheese is delicious! what do you call it?

perry: gngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngngnngng

doof: perry the platypus’s pussy poppin pasta? oh you make me laugh perry the platypus :)

Apology

i would like to apologise for the thought bubble containing a cartoon mouse in a dressing gown and nightcap who picked up a small plate with a candle on it, yawned and went to bed which appeared while you were telling me about all your problems

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.  

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat

i really can’t make any kind of positive/happy/enlightened post on this website without y’all trying to “some people have depression, sharon” me. like i’m two suicide attempts deep and so are the majority of the people on here! let’s be honest, the real problem is that you’ve all gotten too comfortable with your mental illness and this entire website’s culture coddles that mindset and tries to turn depression/anxiety/etc into a cute personality trait or some exclusive club. like shut up and let me heal! let yourself heal!

[image description: two screen caps of chris fleming that have been edited to say “okay, was anybody going to tell me that this could be a side effect of my medication or was i just supposed to read that on google myself?”]

google shit and advocate for yourself at the doctor!! after 8 months of seeing them for migraines apparently nobody had checked if my meds could be causing it and they didn’t tell the dr. who prescribed them that i was having these symptoms. i googled it and made an appt on my own to go see her and she was like yeah that’s probably it let’s take you off that.

Parents will make food a punishment, a reward, an incentive, and a threat but then be like, How come my kid has an unhealthy relationship with food and their body?

hardest thing to learn during recovery is….. some of your misery is your own fault. you have to actively choose to stop wallowing in your own pain & start to recover. that means stop being self deprecating, start taking care of yourself, start eating healthy, start taking your hygiene seriously, even if it’s hard. & it is hard! but you must.

in 2019 can we stop acting like someone talking or making art about their pain is some sort of fake deep cringe factor can we let traumatized people hurt and heal in peace

OP is correct. Heart-wrenching masterpieces that we see in museums are no different than your “vent art.” Emotional turmoil is an intensely human subject and everyone deserves to make art about it, and everyone deserves to see art about human emotions and be able to relate to it. It’s not bad or shameful to make emotional art.

Supporting bisexual women also means supporting the ones who are with men or ones who lean more towards men. They’re stil bi, they’re still the “B”. If you have a problem with that you’re not a bi ally.

Bro, We Are Homies . Its Ok To Infodump To Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . And Your OCs. … Bro, We Are Drawing Eachother Fanart Now . . No Dont Stop Randomly Messaging Me Bro .. Bro … 

how do people sneak out of their house??? I could be going to pee in the middle of the night and my mom will be like what tf you doing 

gays, i have an important question:

are you a sword gay, knife gay, battle axe gay, or a bow n arrow gay

this question is good for all lgbt people of course, except for terfs

the narratives about trans people having “never been their assigned gender” and the like is valid but tbh it’s not something i can really relate to. like of course it’s a valid and often expeirenced concept but i was never “a guy socialized as a girl”. i was a girl until i realized i was trans. i do understand misogyny and oppression against women because until not too long ago i was a woman. to constantly frame these issues as black and white like that just feels incredibly silencing and invalidating

not everybody knows they’re trans from early on in their life, and realizing you’re trans doesn’t invalidate all your experiences regarding your gender prior to that point :/

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?

yet somehow also me: