FINAL WARNING (WORKING TITLE)
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CHAPTER ONE
Gavin caught his reflection in the mirror as he was leaving his flat. He didn’t like to look at himself for too long as, when he really looked at himself, it brought back all the memories of the mistakes he had made, the bad choices, the people he should have lost contact with years ago. He kept these thoughts locked away the best he could, but the sight of his flabby belly and bland face unlocked all those memories and implicated him at the scene of those crimes. If he didn’t look at himself then maybe they didn’t happen, it was someone else, another person’s life ruined, not his.
Despite this knowledge, sometimes he couldn’t help himself. He’d get trapped in his own reflection, lost in the horror. People could only dream of an unrestricted view of a travesty like this. What was this person doing with their life? Why hadn’t they washed the food stains out of their clothes? How could someone this gormless be walking around unaided by a carer? Here he was, with unlimited access. So why not have a good look? Once, he caught himself in the mirror while eating, a sight so depressing that it had prompted him to move out of home and get a job. Sometimes he looked at himself hoping that the same spark that had forced him to do that would reignite and force him into a more positive choice to get things back on track. But the spark had clearly gone out. Five years ago there was kindling but that had been replaced with a damp squib. The best policy was to just not look anymore. Pretend it wasn’t happening. Out of sight, out of mind.
It was things like this, staring at himself in the mirror for too long, that made him late for work. Obviously he could never tell his colleagues this... “Sorry I’m late, I caught my reflection in the mirror when I was leaving and got trapped in a cycle of negative thought patterns.” They’d try and help him. It was bad enough the damage he’d done to his own life, why risk other casualties? Punctuality was a problem. The deep rumination happened infrequently (during the working week) but there were other things. An inferiority complex he didn’t even deserve, a job where he just spends the money on junk food and white goods, and the lack of motivation to get out of bed in the morning. It looked easy enough and he could do it most of the time, but every day? For the rest of his life? That thought alone was enough to make you never get out of bed again. How did people do it every day? What did they have to live for? Bed was sanctuary. Life was just an inconvenient stop gap between getting out of bed and returning to it that evening. He’d always heard bedridden spoken about in negative terms, bedridden was the dream. Imagine a valid reason to never get out out of bed again.
There were only so many times you could blame the tube. And Gavin was fast running out of dying relatives. After using all the real ones and the ones he’d made up, he reckoned that he had a Great Aunt left as a valid excuse before the whole dead relative thing was redundant. He drew the line at using his parents (they were still alive, he wouldn’t want to tempt fate). He suffered from episodes of guilt badly enough as it was. He wouldn’t want to add jinxing his Mum or Dad's death to the list of things to feel guilty about. He still hadn’t quite resolved the guilt issues from saying his Grandma (who was still alive) had died as an excuse for a day he was four hours late for work. He’d weighed it up at the time and it felt like the right thing to do. No one in the family particularly liked her, and if making up that she died foretold her actual death prematurely, he’d be doing the family a favour. And it was an emergency, life is for the living, he thought. As soon as the words “My Grandma died” left his mouth, he knew it was a mistake. Gavin was not cut out for doing the job of the grim reaper, he couldn’t even fill in spreadsheets effectively. What was he even doing attempting to decide who should live and die? She wasn’t even ill, she was just a sociopath.
He was late again, looked like about half an hour or so. Not worth using the Great Aunt excuse on this occasion. For that length of time, delays on the line worked fine. Gavin worked in an office. Just a normal office. It had someone who worked in accounts, an HR person, desks with computers on, the strip lighting that apparently gave you cancer, a water machine, one of those areas with some cupboards and a sink. Everything you needed for a functioning office. His job was administrative. This would be the first job to go when they inevitably introduced robots into the workplace. A robot wouldn’t be late, it could work longer hours. It would probably have a programme that enabled it to make perfect small talk. Most importantly, you wouldn’t have to pay the robot. Everyone saw robots taking over as some sort of bloody battle where they destroyed the human race. It wouldn’t be like that at all, humans would just destroy themselves when there was nothing left to do. And the robots would just be sat in offices doing admin until the world ended. How long before he became obsolete, 10 years, 20 years? He should be preparing for when this happened, but just preparing for tomorrow was hard enough.
He slunk into the office. For a man his size, he could be agile if he needed to be. He opened up his computer and began to work. He’d missed breakfast, so opened the bottom drawer of his desk and got out a packet of crisps. He savoured the first one and let it melt on his tongue. He loved crisps. Jane wheeled over to his desk on her chair and dumped a pile of files on top of the packet of crisps he’d just opened. “You couldn’t sort these out for me could you Gavin?” Gavin was in love with Jane. He loved her plain face, small eyes and lank hair. Her bad attitude. She wouldn’t stand for him staring at himself in the mirror for hours on end and worrying about robots taking his job. Jane was exactly the type of woman he needed, someone who would tell him what to do. He’d tried pretty unsuccessfully to navigate his own life. He needed Jane to sail the ship.
“Sure Jane, nice weekend?”
She had wheeled back to her desk. The phone on his desk beeped, he picked it up and heard the nasal tone of the manager John.
“Gavin, could you swing by my office? We need to have a chat”
John opened Gavin’s file and sighed.
“I thought we’d sorted out being late?”
“My Mum’s Great Aunt died at the weekend, so had a bit of life admin that carried over into this morning, my Grandma is very upset about it all.”
“I thought your Grandma was dead?”
“She got better.”
“Well punctuality is becoming an issue again, attendance is poor. Productivity is down. Gavin, you’ve got some chocolate on your face.”
Gavin wiped his face with the sleeve of his shirt. John rifled through Gavin’s file, it made for depressing reading.
“Do you not like working here?”
“No I love it, great people, nice location. Really feel like it’s where I belong.”
“We are getting pretty close to the end of our disciplinary options, Gavin. I thought the written warning had put a stop to the lateness and moroseness.”
“Well I’d hardly say I was morose.”
“Gavin, the cleaner found a wet towel and a bottle of Head And Shoulders in the office last night, along with further evidence of someone bathing in the sink, do you know anything about this?”
“I’m disgusting…I mean that’s disgusting.”
They sat in silence. The meeting was now at a standstill. John thought he’d given Gavin enough rope, with the lateness, chocolate on his face and finally a clear accusation of using the office as a public bath. But this oaf just sat there sucking up all the criticisms like they were compliments. No, he hadn’t given him rope, he’d given him string. Gavin was not going to hang himself today. John had to retake control of the meeting, as if he didn’t, Gavin would sit there for even longer, taking up time.
“Okay, well, I’m not going to give you a final warning today, but next time you are in here, you are going to leave me no choice. I like you Gavin,” he lied, “but you need to turn things around if you want a future here.”
Gavin scuttled back to his desk sat down and took a big sigh, he might actually have to do something about this.
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