Yup, this made my day.

http://sskk999.tumblr.com/

Let's all start thinking with portals.

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages

I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism

You’re forgetting the ever amazing I’m Not A Drug Addict I Just Need To Know How Much Heroin Costs and What Will Happen To Me If I Take It

By Fall out Boy

Divergent Parody Series Part 9: Why Do They Call You Four?

DELTE THIS OMFG

is this why i’m single 

Look, Bill, about your buddy back there… that’s a tough deal.

Best of Friends:

Aries + Sagittarius Taurus + Virgo Gemini + Libra Cancer + Scorpio Virgo + Capricorn Aquarius + Pisces

Leos apparently don’t have friends

they don’t have oscars either

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK

d(^u^)b

how did you do that backwards ‘b’

try the key next to ‘f’

g

and here we see someone fried from exams

(via bl-ossomed)

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

The evaluation of Spongebob Squarepants. From 1999-2014.

I don’t know them last two them ain’t my sponge bobs

nigga started using that bleachin cream smdh bring dark skin spongebob back

why did they slowly move his arms up

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK

Art, not even once

WE HAVE ONE OF THESE IN OUR KITCHEN