I Am Golden

literally nothing pisses me off like cosmetics brands using body positivity rhetoric in advertising. i just saw a botox commercial that was like “getting rid of the lines on my face was so huge, it set me free to focus on my value as a person and not worry about how i look” i’m gonna BITE you

sooooo sopping wet (with blood from the killing)

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

poverty & poor people = bad

poverty ‘aesthetic’ when it’s rich people = good

FINALLY someone said it! I swear I couldn’t stand the “tiny house” bullshit like poor people aint been living that life. Then you got the damn “van life” shit as if these bitches invented sleeping in yo car…

The Islamic Caliphate (Umayyad Dynasty) at its Greatest Extent, 725 AD.

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.

It checks out

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

will never not be hilarious 

*puts you in my pocket and leaves you in my pocket and accidentally puts you in the washing machine but you live through it and now youre cleaner * ohhh im so sorry lol

This is partially because people wear less white and partially because our detergents and dyes no longer leach colour out of clothing. The dyes are more fast, and the detergents are less harsh.

I've posted about this before, but you should be separating based on fabric weight and elasticity, not colour.

Things you want to stay elastic: Don't use softener, use cold water.

Things without elastic: You can use softener if you want, use cold water.

Literally there's no reason to use hot water anymore, washing machines and detergents don't need that help any longer unless you're specifically dealing with grease/oil.

DON'T put bras or elastic in the dryer. That instantly destroys them, it's like putting them directly into the garbage. Bras are dangerous to wear after being in the dryer, they will fuck you up nine different ways please hang them up.

(I know many folks don't use softener but those little dryer sheets count)

I only wash towels and my bedsheets/pillowcases in hot water these days. Maybe it's placebo but I swear my skin breaks out less that way.

sheets are full of oils from your skin so it's very good to wash them in hot water! Hot water is very good for oil. However, if you ever have blood on your sheets, rub ice on it, use peroxide, and wash it very cold or you'll set the blood (iron is a powerful dye!)

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

Thanks toesucker

Oh I forgot

US Population Growth, 2010-2020.