THIS FUCKING NIPPLE

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

me: *spends $3″

me: 

Good job you dork

professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name 

I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.

Hello big boy!

ok but honestly? how does this lion not maul the fuck out of him.

Lions are huge kittens

He’s probably been with these lions for quite a while. The grunting noises the lion makes (or “chuffling” as it’s known as) are his way of saying “hello” to his human friend. Lions have pretty good memories, too, so if the lion was raised as a cub by this dude, it’s very likely he’ll remember him as an adult. And if the lion shows affection to this guy, then his pride will pretty much be like: “Ok he’s cool we’ll love him too”.

Plus, social apex predators are generally pretty mellow. It’s the solitary types and the herbivores you’ve gotta watch out for. Especially the latter - large herbivores are assholes.

This is Kevin Richardson!!

He is a badass and has worked for almost twenty years with a ton of lions like these ones. He has his own unique style of handling the lions where he spends countless man hours with the cats, often hand-rearing them from a very young age. The result is he is an “honorary lion” in several of the prides that he oversees in this park in South Africa. He will often go for walks with them like this, or take naps or be just generally cuddly with the lions to enforce the social bond. 

He honestly loves these guys like they’re family, and as a result is able to use the lions in films and adverts in a way that is very low-stress for the animals due to their incredible faith in him. Currently he has a youtube channel where you can see him working with the animals and promoting wildlife conservation and awareness :D!

What an absolutely rewarding luxury

im jealous

IM CRYING

when you’re hanging out with friends and your social battery dies 

Why is this the most accurate shit? Like I can physically feel the mental “battery on 20%” warning pop up in my brain 😩

President Barack Obama’s farewell address [1/10/17]

monch

why do men do that thing where they can know absolutely nothing about a topic but will still find a way to talk to you like they have a PhD on it

best friend goals

I’ve been watching this all day!! 😂🤣😭

real friends

I’m best friend 😂

the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

Oh my God, this just made my whole day.

the best thing about this is that this was literally all in the same photoshoot for the same damn issue of the same damn magazine

Emma’s photo: She’s beauty and she’s grace. Rupert: Looks ready to woo you with his acoustic skills. Dan: ANARCHY!!

‘TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

How to threaten your dog

Omg

Lmfao he said not worth it

He cut his losses immediately hahaha