So damn ready for hoodies and cold nights.

You cute but are you trying to grow with me or waste my time

I like being called babe way too much

Let Him Have The Sausages

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

Reblog if you are in the process of glo'ing up.

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

april fools im dead inside

Someone thinks about you before they go to bed

the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE

OH 

MY

SWEET

JESUS

why were you on a gay porn website

for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think

y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you