when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

when women say “i hate men” they mean it in the “stop hurting me and my sisters” kind of way, not the “i want to rape, murder and oppress you” way. you know, the way men hate women.

straight cliches: ew

the same cliche, but gayer: N I C E

this jpeg alone gave me the common cold, god only knows what the actual video would do to me

#is this from a romantic comedy (via ruvenreyes)

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

They are still growing

the first horse…….. was human

open rp

“Yeah… so… It looks like I’m supposed to date a white haired anime boy. Can you help me figure out which one it is? I can’t tell…” Aoba say as he walk to the white haired anime boy emporium 

“ah yes, i’ve been expecting you” whispered U.S.A. vice president Joe Biden 

“O-Oh! Have I been keeping you long?” Aoba’s balls tightened. “I’ve been waiting my entire life to meet someone… as handsome as you….” Aoba winked and licked his bottom lip seductively as he stared at the vice president longingly with longing eyes. 

“Aye now. It seems like you’re getting yourself ready for the next ‘presidential erection’” Joe said, winking. 

“Joe-kun… Please don’t point it out… It’s embarrassing. You’re just so hot I can’t help it.” Aoba looked down at the tent in his pants. “Can you show me into the white house for some… private matters?“ 

“You all must repent your sins for making this disgusting text post.” said Father Ivan, holding out a cross in hopes of defeating the evil surrounding this post.

the seme/uke dichotomy

seme privilege

uke shaming

seke erasure

great post, everyone hit the showers

The deeply worrying thing about catcalling is that the catcaller must know that their target isn’t going to turn around and fall in to their arms pleading ‘oh dear my please have sex with me here and now’. A lot of the time they know that. Often they don’t do it for that, someone who shouts ‘nice tits’ from a van isn’t trying to date you. They’re trying to humiliate you, reinforce their dominance over you; it’s an exercise of male power. It’s a way of communicating ‘I can say and do whatever I want to you, no matter how inappropriate or how uncomfortable it makes you feel, and you can’t do anything about it.’ Catcalling is not a compliment, it’s a threat.

concept: me, sleeping without any obligation to wake up