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These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

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fartgallery

doctor: im going to test your reflexes

me: ok, my knee-

doctor: *punches me square in the face*

doctor [writing on clipboard]: not good… not good at all

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Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

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Gender neutral options for addressing a crowd

Guys, gals, and non binary pals

Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereof

Folks

Distinguished guests

Members of the jury

Comrades

Fellow Americans

Citizens of the solar system

All y’all

My dudes

Those who must be stopped

Persons of the audience

Brain owners

Sentient beings of the audience

Bitches

People with PHDs and people without PHDs

All you who got dressed up for no reason

You people

Humans

Lovable idiots

Ladies, germs, and non binary worms

Mouth breathers

Everyone except (insert name here)

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Can you imagine how hot I'd be if I took better care of myself? I'm not gonna but can you imagine?

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sheecoulee

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

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just--space

In the Valley of Orion : This exciting and unfamiliar view of the Orion Nebula is a visualization based on astronomical data and movie rendering techniques. Up close and personal with a famous stellar nursery normally seen from 1,500 light-years away, the digitally modeled frame transitions from a visible light representation based on Hubble data on the left to infrared data from the Spitzer Space Telescope on the right. The perspective at the center looks along a valley over a light-year wide, in the wall of the region’s giant molecular cloud. Orion’s valley ends in a cavity carved by the energetic winds and radiation of the massive central stars of the Trapezium star cluster. The single frame is part of a multiwavelength, three-dimensional video that lets the viewer experience an immersive, three minute flight through the Great Nebula of Orion. via NASA

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Jupiter’s Swirling South Pole : This image of Jupiter’s swirling south polar region was captured by NASA’s Juno spacecraft as it neared completion of its tenth close flyby of the gas giant planet. (via NASA)

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