blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

its ok if nows not a good time

What if we pushed our fingers into each other's wounds?

sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

Crazy how…you could just be a regular guy at work…but you come home and have a kooky sense of humor and play the elite video games and listen to secret music

the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

BLUE ORANGE GREEN GREEN YELLOW

You did it!

i'm not just a masochistic pervert you know. getting horny when you're wounded is actually a survival tactic. if all the blood goes to your dick you'll lose less.

its so much and its dishonest work

employment

piss screen of death

"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"

Great! Here are my recommendations:

​found this comment on a video of some swans crossing the street. wow.