THE MUMMY 1999 — dir. Stephen Sommers
this is how the movie went right
Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...
Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!
I READ THAT IN THEIR VOICES HOW TF DID YOU GET IT SO PERFECT
Haven´t watched the Wish movie, but somehow I came across some early concepts and premise of the movie and I can´t believe Disney just threw them away. They threw away shapeshifting twinkly star boy!
When all this is over, will you stay with me? For good?
bless karlach's nickname system.
the internet the second march hits
I want to clear up a mistake people make with Azula and Ursa.
Ursa didn’t play favorites.
Ursa didn’t think Azula was a monster.
Ursa simply, unequivocally, just didn’t enable Azula’s worst traits like Ozai did.
Ozai’s favorite child was Azula, but Ursa still loved her more.
Because enabling isn’t love.
What did Ozai’s enabling do? It made Azula into the type of person to never have any loyal friends. It made the type of person that Mai and Tai Lee would betray at the risk of their own lives.
Ursa pushed Azula to be with her friends. To be with Zuko. Ozai pushed Ursa away, and both kids suffered for it. Azula became a sadist, enjoying seeing her brother get burned—while Zuko was pushed away because he cared for his people.
Azula thought her mom hated her because her mom was the only one who cared enough to tell her no.
I admit that I enjoyed Azula angst fanfic as a teen where Ursa was a bad mom. But I am over that. Wish people would stop demonising Ursa to excuse Azula's cruel behaviour.
all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
Its funny knowing the TARDIS has a swear filter because that means when Missy calls someone a bitch in the World Enough and Time, the TARDIS agrees so much that she allows it
That blue dude was pointing a gun at her, he deserved the "bitch" title. 😂
Spyro snoozing in the peaceful Autumn Plains world from Spyro 2 🍁🍂 This is hands down my favourite world in all of Spyro, it’s so beautiful and relaxing, I love taking in the serenity while the music lulls me to sleep ✨
Honey I Shrunk La France
European Politics :
gortash wants you to kill orin and take her netherstones so that the two of you can control the brain and take over the world together but orin wants you to kill gortash and then rob him because she finds him annoying and does not like him. she is the real one here
reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again
There is something so funny about calling something without a brain neurodivergent
so that’s what this is all about?
the funniest part about zuko joining the gaang is that zuko has never once chilled in his entire (dis)honorable life and he shows up expecting the gaang to match that rigorous intensity and be skilled and deadly masters of evasion and prowess after having avoided being captured for so long but instead what he gets is this ragtag group of goofy kids who technically ARE skilled and deadly masters of evasion and prowess, but who also, want to go on vacation and make sandcastles like 1.5 days before Sozin’s Comet