when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

Lou Reed with Warhol’s two dachshunds, Archie and Amos. Reed later bought two dachshunds of his own. Photo by: Andy Warhol

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊

THE TAIL WAGGING

“Don’t fuckin touch me!”

😂 the cat look so annoyed but it’s not moving 😩

college kids be like…

The signs as three word descriptions based on people I know

Aries: tiptoe through chaos

Taurus: a pimpled goblin

Gemini: horny, but chic

Cancer: the sun’s sugar

Leo: stressed but blessed

Virgo: lovely and oblivious

Libra: pure peachy brilliance

Scorpio: don’t poke that

Sagittarius: don’t smoke that

Capricorn: deeply troubled flannel

Aquarius: that’s a fire-hazard

Pisces: nasty lil grandpa

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

will always cry at this

priestmahad

this is where that one gif came from lmao

it’s me.

im the word “conversate”

im that dangling earring

im the straw

💫self portrait ✨

I can’t stop laughing at his face at the end

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME

please watch brooklyn nine nine