in love with the stars

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

there’s a weight on my heart that will only be lifted when johnny depp dies on the toilet

I would say I’m going to Hell for laughing at this, but even Jesus knows this is funny

"I always give ao3 authors love" this

"ao3 authors are my deities and I worship them" that

one time, I made an ao3 author cry because I complimented their fic too hard.

i swear yall need to watch spongebob docupants im dying 

I suffered this now you have to

dried chile

this is cruel and NOT funny. Chile only uses this position when defending itself from predators; whoever took this photo obviously put Chile in a stressful situation for “likes” and “follows”. please stop reblogging this.

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READ IT. THIS LAW WOULD MAKE IT LEGAL TO SHOOT HOMELESS PEOPLE

Just the complete opposite of satisfying anime food.