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Custodiant Tenebris

@chavenavazia / chavenavazia.tumblr.com

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sammyblep

showed this to my roommate and her only comment was "that was a whole feature-length film. i feel like i just watched a b-movie version of coraline" with a general miasma of despair about her face

Truly Shakespearean

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Transcript

Man: “Are you Khajiit?”

Cat: soft meow

Woman filming laughs

Man: “Will you provide wares for me?”

Cat: soft meow

Woman filming laughs harder

Man: “Present them then.”

Cat sniffs at the man’s outstretched hand

Man: “There are no wares! Aahh!”

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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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baconis42

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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jemariel

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

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labelleizzy

Or do both for twice the punch!

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PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

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lemonadesoda

9) the high five at the beginning

Source: facebook.com
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