Hits you with a beam that possibly takes effect

Oh no what effect?

an effect that is highly ambiguous

will it take effect?

it may or may not take effect at any time

Unmute !

Lmfao

we really dont fuck around and wake ancient gods enough 

feel like pure shit i just wanna be silly with my friends at the grocery store again

The guy navigating the Ever Given

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

You Farted

why dont you nerds gaslight up a joint

I thought this ad was so funny as a kid but I’m literally her now so :/

i just ride…

this is literally a crash bandicoot level

Friend: *says anything that can be perceived as criticism*

My RSD:

fgdzgljghsghfhg

free him

free him

free him

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

Yar

This Ship Is Now Be Under The Comand Of Boarbeard The Pirate

What is your command, Boarbeard?

Bring Sweet Berry’s To Me At Once

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa