Oft Hope is Born when the Elves Arrive

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

What if tolkien elves talked like chavs

Thingol: BUT WHAT DOES A CHEEKY KINSLAYING *MEAN* IT HAS TO HAVE A MEANING

Finrod: mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll be wif your host having a look in aq and you might fancy a hike over the ‘Raxe but your lad feanor who’s an absolute ledge and the high king of banterbury will be like ‘brevs let’s have a cheeky kinslaying instead.” and you’ll think ‘Top. Let’s smash it.”

#and that’s how Quenya got banned (@thelioninmybed)

But fake Burberry is such a good look on Fifi.

Fellowship of the Ring: a summary

Middle-earth + aesthetics pt. II (pt. I)

Bilbo.

(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

@i-want-my-iwtv​ blog turning 3 yrs old on 7/25/16!

[^X from my first post!]

From the fans who fell into VC since before my time, to the fresh blood (heh heh) who are just wading into it w/ us now, you’ve all made my tumblr experience so rich, I can’t even properly express how blown away I am on a daily basis how many of you send me such lovely messages and intriguing asks, and fanart, etc. and just… how, with your input, this blog has become the blog I wanted to find for all the years I searched for one. Thank you all for laying your affections w/ me over this pile of dysfunctional vampires!

So in the absence of a Follow Forever I’m doing a giveaway ^u^

I bought a few copies of VC books, and I will send them anywhere in the world as long as you have an address I can post snail mail to (and that you’re willing to share your address with me, of course!). The winners will be drawn randomly from ppl who reblog this post. 

Thank you for again for validating my presence in the fandom here, sharing fanworks, headcanons, the RPers. You’re all wonderful and I feel lucky to have you following me!

*~*~*~*~Merci beaucoup and bonne chance!~*~*~*~*

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey · 2012

lotr + tumblr (1 of ?)

team angband and pokemon go headcanons melkor:  - only uses dark- and fire-type pokemon, just because he can’t stand the idea of using something his fellow valar use.  - he’s got at least 80% of the gyms  - the other 20% is run by sauron  speaking of which, sauron:  - uses all types because it is more efficient.  - angry that his favorite pokemon, mightyena is not available in-game yet - also uses all the items all the time.  thuringwethil:  - 6,096 CP zubat. 

Oh yes. Also:

- Melkor’s pokemon hunting excursions are chaotic and spontaneous, he sees a pokestop in the distance and runs up to it, then gets distracted by a pokemon and oh, another pokestop, let’s run there instead! - He’s often out of pokeballs, but his Jogger and Breeder medals are his pride. - Dragon types in addition to the dark and fire! - Some of his pokemon are named as insults to Feanor and Elves or the Valar; these are the pokemon he uses for his gyms.

- Mairon, on the other hand, plans the course of every pokemon hunt. He spent a whole week investigating how long his battery would last under different weather conditions, then another week examining the maps to plan the optimal paths with the highest number of pokestops along the way. - He has at least 200 pokeballs on him at all times. - Efficiency and order go first to provide the best results: Mairon is the first person he knows who actually catches them all.

In case anyone was interested in the colours I used for these

Bilbo | Gandalf | Thorin