Why My Writer is Crying

Ninth Day of Writer Christmas: I wish more people understood that being a writer is a legitimate profession. 

Eighth Day of Writer Christmas: I wish I could magically make bad reviewers go away. Kthxbye!

Seventh Day of Writer Christmas: I wish I was brave enough to try drunk writing. Like Hemingway. Or King. 

Sixth Day of Writer Christmas: I just wish my bad guys ... would stay bad guys. 

Fifth Day of Writer Christmas: I wish I could write romantic dialogue and not have my male characters sound like total tool bags.

Fourth Day of Writer Christmas: I wish I could actually remember to keep my social media pages updated. Looking at you, Tumblr account. 

Third day of Writer Christmas: I would love to be able to summarize my book in a delightful way. As opposed to a rambling summary that makes people desperately want me to stop talking.

#I actually have a cool story idea, I swear!

Second day of Writer Christmas: I would magically like to never, ever make another typo. Especially in a published book. 

First day of Writer Christmas: I would really love some fans. You know, someone other than my mom. *waves* hi mom.

Time for a new series: The 25 Days of Writer Christmas

Day 30. Oh thank God ... 

Day 29. The deadline is so near.

Day 28. Hitting the wall.

Day 27. When you procrastinate from writing by working on things like formatting. Hey ... it’s almost like writing. 

Day 26. Trying to write when too full. #gotmyfatpantson

Day 25. When you get a cool new idea for the story. 

Day 24. When you forget to post for a day. #epicfail