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Dani_patrckk

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aelinsolaris

FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY

mario kart irl

The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end

rasebas

Chaotic good rogue

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notlostonanadventure

What kind of mad max Mario kart from hell bullshit is this

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strampunch

the fact that they speak Italian makes it even funnier to me, for some reason.

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toytowns

he calls the guy a fucking shithead and says ‘fuck off’ before saying ‘go go!’ ‘vai vai coglione!’ go go asshole! the rest I am not sure, I can’t really understand him because of the wind

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hugaddict
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homunculus-argument
the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
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abstractandedgyname

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.
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triss19

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

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fedkaczynski

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

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ciswhitethin

That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

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tyleroakley
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waronidiocy

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

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thedragonsavior
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orangeascot

i’m gonna cast a spell on you you’re gonna do what i want you to! mix it up here in my little bowl say a few words and you’ll lose control! i’m a hex girl, and i’m gonna put a spell on you. 

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