Monachopsis

Me @ my bitch-ass chronically fatigued self

I love this sign.

Such an incredible experience watching this animal enjoying the first sun rays up close!

Swiss Alps | juusohd

This is me and my white daughter Rafi-anne Sue. And yes, I pulled her out of that preschool because babygirl would’ve eventually hurt somebody’s feelings.

“So now Dave is triggered” had me on the floor.

Like this is my niece now

OHHHH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUSNESS this had me in tears.

This is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

The Hiding Place

I wasn’t ready for this much fluff

we need to unplug America and plug it back in, put it in rice, hold the reset button, refresh it, give it an update, give it some herbal tea, rub vicks on it,, she is a MESS

My family is calling me a death eater for hating dumbledore. LIKE NO, DUMBLEDORE IS AWFUL, STFU!!! YOU BITCHES THINK ABUSE IS OKAY!? WELL, THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE

No seriously Dumbledore is awful. Just because he was against Voldemort doesn’t mean he was inherently a good person. He used children and manipulated people to do what he needed them to do and if someone didn’t fit into his plan he found ways to get rid of them. He was charitable to those who didn’t deserve help and ignored those who did solely based on how useful they were to him in the moment. Dumbledore sucked, why wasn’t Minnie McBadass in charge? So many less people would have died…

Mcgonagall in charge:

“You want me to hide just Lily Potter from the dark lord and let her husband and son die? I don’t think so. And no, I don’t care if you offer to switch sides, I don’t want your pretend loyalty just because you’ve had a crush on a girl since you hit puberty. Oh no I’ll still protect her and her family, just not FOR YOU.”

“You expect me to believe that Sirius Black betrayed James Potter? I need to speak to the Minister immediately and someone bring along some veritaserum. Something’s not right here.”

“I don’t care what sort of “blood protection” that wench of a sister can give the poor boy, we are not letting that woman raise Harry Potter, he’s got a perfectly good godfather right here. Two of you include Lupin. I’ll hide them all myself until the boy is 11 if I have to.“

“HAHAHA okay but really who put Potter in the goblet of fire? Rules be damned, no 14 year old is competing in the death games.”

All was well.

Untitled by James Green

but what if I am a mental health expert and still have these questions

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You messing up the whip" 😂

BRUCE I’M WEAK

Camilla ate the whole damn bag

lmao this nigga is the animal whisperer

I think he got a show on the Animal Planet now like for real he got the touch

she hungry as hell

😂 I love this so much

THATS DOPE AS HELL!!! What’s the name of the show!

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