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Jexima's Blog

@jexima / jexima.tumblr.com

I'm just a blasian.
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sketcholivia

Some older things I never got around to posting, but still like.  

Celina, the ambassador turned assassin and various Kender arts.  Leoril, the half-orc Barbarian and Mezandrius the firbolg, plus Quinten has made appearances in Kender’s game too.

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susiephone

DnD Classes: a Summary

Fighter:

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Sorcerer:

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Bard:

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Cleric:

Rogue:

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Druid:

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Barbarian:

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Warlock:

Monk:

Ranger:

Paladin:

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Wizard:

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what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

go back home from the grocery store

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

  • If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

  • It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

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akiraita

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

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unicornfan

soap makes water molecules smaller

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

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adataraxia

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

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softurl

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

rinlockhart

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

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missabnormal

“I hate when people say ‘I’m Spanish’ like no that’s a language not a nationality”

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The Astrologer emptied the whole of the bowl into the bottle N. C. Wyeth American, 1882-1945 Oil on canvas

soup wizard lol

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jexima

And honestly, it feels like the fun isn’t over yet. Since the big 7.0 earthquake, there have been hundreds of aftershocks. I’m not really worried about getting hurt, but man oh man, i hate feeling the house rumble and shake every few minutes. Luckily, everyone’s been a pretty good sport about it, and construction has already begun on the roads. People are making memes, and all is good! Again, I can’t stress how incredibly lucky we are to not have suffered any casualties.

I am grateful to be alive!!!

The only reason we did as well as we did was because we were prepared. Strict building policies (such as no buildings over 13 stories tall, and foundations that sway with the quake to prevent collapse). We are in a state of emergency, but we are OKAY. IM SO, SO GRATEFUL YOU HAVE NO IDEA

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And honestly, it feels like the fun isn’t over yet. Since the big 7.0 earthquake, there have been hundreds of aftershocks. I’m not really worried about getting hurt, but man oh man, i hate feeling the house rumble and shake every few minutes. Luckily, everyone’s been a pretty good sport about it, and construction has already begun on the roads. People are making memes, and all is good! Again, I can’t stress how incredibly lucky we are to not have suffered any casualties.

I am grateful to be alive!!!

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Some pics I collected, mostly from Facebook, of road damage from this morning’s earthquake in Anchorage. It looks like a disaster movie, but these are 100% real, mostly due to sinkholes opening up under roads. (It’s all swamp and fill in that area …)

It’s nothing short of astonishing that, from all accounts, nobody was killed or even seriously hurt in this. Partly luck and partly due to our relatively low population (but you can get big traffic jams in Anchorage; it was just pure luck that none of those roads were packed with cars). From what I’ve heard the disaster response from local authorities has been well handled, too.

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Alaska earthquake 11/30/18

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jexima

So, His happened to me yesterday morning. Woke up to the entire building shaking violently for over a minute. A LOT of damage was done, but luckily, there were no reported casualties. It was honestly the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced, and I am happy to be alive!!!

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