Hail Corkmaster!

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

Gabriel Levesque (Oska)

this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures

poor things the world must be so scary for them

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

This could be a TV show. Just, middle and upper class people who dump things illegally get their shit brought back to their house and they are put on the spot to explain why they thought it was ok to dump a boat somewhere random in the city.

That woman is my hero.

She’s having a good time

gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

since we’re out of jokes at the moment let’s just have silent reading time

2021 be like: I'm thriving. I'm miserable. I am revisiting old hobbies. None of my hobbies are fun. I'm walking a lot. I have a vitamin D deficiency. The pandemic has lasted one month. The pandemic is over. The pandemic has lasted for 10 years. I am completely isolated. I talk to my friends constantly. I love working from home. Fourteen months have vanished from existence. I have a repetitive stress injury from working from home. I'm sick to death of working from home. Everyone is getting vaccinated. There's three new variants that no-one is vaccinated from. Stay indoors. Start going out. Outdoor dining. Restart the economy. Don't touch. Isn't it great that we're finally going back to normal?

anxiety is so stupid it's like your brain went hey how would you like to experience what it feels like to be a terrified prey animal. you can never turn this ability off btw.

OWEN WILSON as Mobius M. Mobius in LOKI (2021, Disney+) / 1.01 ‘Glorious Purpose’

oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop 

Same energy

A raindrop falling in Erie Co. PA will travel 2,147 miles to the Gulf of Mexico rather than 15 miles to Lake Erie.

by u/LexFloruss

Stupid bitch

i would do anything to get away from pennsylvania - this rain drop