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make art, make out

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Emrich. New York // London. Falls in love with cities, drinks too much coffee. I hate republicans and I love Niall.
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i appreciate when characters on tv speak their native or mother language with eachother and there are subtitles in english, rather than pretending that everybody in the world speaks accented fucking english

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Hetero Humor™

Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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I’m truly the friend who will fight your ex who did you dirty even after you get over it. like I will see them 5 years later and be like “square the fuck up you know exactly what this asswhoopin is for”

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Do not apologize to me for your bad English. There is nothing to be sorry about for learning to speak English. It’s hard. You are trying your best and I’m proud of you.

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concept: you are lying in my lap. the sun is shining and i’m stroking your hair. the world is soft and i am calm.

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me as a supermarket cashier

me *over store intercom*: to the owner of the beige toyota sienna, your window is open & your golden retriever smiled at me. please come to cash register 14 and tell me what his name is , because i love him 

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