hi
my father, the man who single-handedly made me hate and mistrust men? the one who wrote a letter to my therapist to make me not hate men? the one who childishly ran away from home in an attempt to make his problems go away? that guy? he ran away from home again?
huh
minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted
and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this
imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign
Art majors be like I have art due tomorrow
this happens to her because she behaves badly
its july 4th alexa post founding fathers pajama party
*throws a flashbang into this room and locks the door*
just learned op is an unironic founding fathers fan so im throwing another one in through the window
toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge
*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool
heartening saga honestly
ok so here's the thing
so that’s why they call it head