@dorian-ryder / dorian-ryder.tumblr.com
i feel like something we don’t talk about nearly enough is that the quote “if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known” is from a new york times opinion piece and the context of it being written was that a man emailed all his coworkers photos of a herd of goats he had rented and got sad when one of them accidentally cc’d him back “oof”
me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans
My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die
Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.
GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.
Look up “Jose y Maria” by Everett Patterson
José y María , by Everett Patterson.
me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS
my assigned tumblr staff incel:
@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech
This crosses the line
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
this is NUTS
Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.
wait a second
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
October can’t come soon enough
IT IS AUGUST
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
I remember wondering if I should post this last year because tf2 models but I decided not to and I regretted it ever since SO HERE YOU GUYS GO HAPPY SEPTEMBER 21ST
It begins…
House intruders (don’t call the police)
“Lisa, come one this isnt your house, your apartment is th—“
“DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME. This is my house.”
“Lisa you’re drunk please can we go”
me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around
my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature
fuckin raw line
friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here
shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.
“this is the easiest decision I’ve had to make”
Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood
