Magical Mischief Makers

Don’t let your shortest friend also be your most enthusiastic friend

this is SO CUTE

narcissa is possibly the most competent person to ever hold the name malfoy

That’s cause she married in, Narcissa is competent because she was a fucking Black.

Bellatrix? Queen of torture death and chaos, fucked up but she was very good at it.

Andromeda? Broke thousands of years of tradition to cut ties with her toxic family so she could love who she wanted not to mention effectively love and raise Nymphadora, the hufflepuff prankster we all love. 

Regulus? First to get at through Voldemort’s defenses and find one of his horcruxes. Then left a fucking note. Petty and iconic.

Sirius? Became an animagus, a very difficult and dangerous thing to do, at a very young age and helped create The Marauder’s Map, an indispensable and nearly unheard of magical item, while still underaged just because he really liked his friends. Nevermind all the shit he got up to after.

The Black family don’t play and Narcissa 100% like that because she was a Black. The Malfoys couldn’t find that much BDE with both hands down their pants and a fucking map

#Don’t fuck with the Black family okay?#Even Walburga was fierce enough to enchant that painting that won’t shut up#Nobody in the black family was chill okay?#They came hard and took no shit

Sirius said this to James at 1 in the morning on their first night at Hogwarts, I swear

harry, you have your mother’s sass.

absolute lads

i’ll do whatever it takes, i’ll make the world safe and sound for you

this class was later removed from the curriculum

I am 100% sure that McGonagall never wrote to Orion and Walburga when Sirius got in trouble with the other Marauders. No, she sent that letter directly to Fleamont and Euphemia Potter, saying, “Your boys have gotten in trouble again.”

“There is a war, Padfoot” I believe, that after 5 or 6 year in Hogwarts, James came face to face with the horrible fact that outside the school there is a real war going on. And that is the reason why became more serious, why all of them became. 

remus lupin’s patronus is a wolf are you SHITTING me

like can you imagine him doing it for the first time and finally succeeding and it’s a fucking wolf and all his classmates are like “oh that’s cool” and meanwhile he walks over and kicks a desk

“hey, wolf wolf! what’s your patronus??”

“i’ll give you three fucking guesses”

url edits ♡ @regulussirius

Previously we had seen Sirius surprising Remus with a kiss Today we’re witnessing Remus surprising Sirius with a hug ^ω^

anyway, remus straight up researched neville for this and they say sirius is the petty one.

i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasn’t even that good

100% believe that if petunia hadn’t cut lily out of her life, james would have just rolled with it and learned muggle magic tricks and performed them at various family functions, like

try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christening 

“you can’t wear that james”  “it’s the only way i’m going, lil”  “fine but give me your wand”  “my real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?”  “both, and you’d better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leave”

“I’m not a magician, marge, i’m an illusionist.”

petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harry’s amusement

actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernon’s extended family

standing up at christmas and saying that he’d like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says ‘let him do it’ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to ‘vanish’ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesn’t work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernon’s extended family

and that is probably when petunia cuts lily out of her life for Real

guys this is a very important post and i’ve been thinking about it all morning 

going on an adventure.