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The Latinos have mutated...

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and they're heating up the planet! This blog is dedicated to brilliant Irish comedian Dara Ó Briain. www.daraobriain.com twitter.com/daraobriain
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When people give out about crime going up and say the numbers are definitely going down, If you go, “The numbers are going down,” they go, “But the fear of crime is rising.” So fucking what? Know what I mean? Zombies are at an all-time low level, but the fear of zombies could be high, It doesn’t mean we have to have government policies to deal with the fear of zombies.

Dara Ò Briain (via itsanidiom)

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There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That’s grand, then it moves into Ah now don’t push it, and finally it comes under Right now you’re takin the piss, and that’s when the police come in.

Dara O’Briain (via soco-lemon-and-lime)

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