reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

I mean

look at these things

they’re like tiny

fluffy

dragons

but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

in caves

and leaves

and they have funny ears and noses

I mean really

bats are amazing

This post is so fucking important to me

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

what

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

he did it

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely

beware of crossing cannibals :3

Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this 

"Fuck this one person in particular" - God

omfg

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry