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i got some back to school stationery and desk storage (plus a plant and skincare!) from muji and i love it all so much.

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

fucking hell craig! you might want to settle down

almost as wacky as when dean was laying on the floor

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.

There’s BallotReady!

It goes through who’s on your ballot and explains things like that based on your address. 

this is really great. it gives you bullet points on what each candidate has said and done on each issue.

very illuminating, frankly, seeing the candidate’s own words and actions. for instance, under ‘defense/veterans’ the republican candidates almost always say something about a well-funded military, and the democrats almost always say something about getting veterans the medical care they need. makes it pretty obvious that republicans don’t care about soldiers once they’re done with them.

Me after the orgy my bf and I hosted:

welcome to ihop

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking