autism 2

i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

Punching Him Thursday

me if i was a dragon: okay so you slayed me

me if i was a dragon: okay so you imagined me

me if i was a dragon: ok so you badded me

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

But in Japanese it scans as:

"Psycho" to mean "someone with psychokinesis" has been an anime thing since the 70s so I knew that one but the meaning of "Mob" really never crossed my mind. I thought it was just his name for no reason at all.

Japanese read: ESP NPC

English read: MAXIMUM MURDER

this is what i was talking about by the way

okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

Today's Seal Is: Wet Snorfing Creature

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

This what not what i was expected from the comments-

Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

The fact that maia "literally leaked the no-fly list" crimew keeps getting wrapped into this insane callout post bullshit over fandom fuckery and imaginary pedo ring conspiracy theory bullshit by Tumblr's most radical genderfag kweers is insane. Fucking joke of a website.

"This person may have leaked and discredited one of the United States' most infamous post-war on terror national security tools, revealing almost all of the names to be Russian or Arabic and including literal children just for being named 'Mohammed', however because she likes Homestuck we've decided she is racist and must be purged" literally sounds like a shitpost but congrats on making it a reality everyone!!

i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

nothing could top this