This isn’t even satire anymore

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

Me for all of high school

This is so real.

*hits the blunt late at night*

i love living on my own

*hears some random shit from another room*

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

hello carol this is jill from life alert i need u 2 stay where u r help will arrive soon

No, thank you, President Pitbull.