Fireblood

i can’t wait to stay up until midnight on new years eve so i can watch 2016 die

my heart says jedi knight, but my emotional instability says sith lord

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

*phone alerts me it’s dying* me too bitch but u don’t see me complaining

all i do is find a handful of songs i like and then drain the life out of them until i dont like them anymore

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

I relate to jessica jones because I, too, happen to be a broke asshole who wears the same pair of jeans every day while having about a 2% tolerance for all of humanity.

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

i honestly am tired of constantly telling myself “just get through this week and everything will be ok” like !!! i want everything to be ok 24/7 365 100% of the time im TIRED!!!!!!! 

      - Caryl

my laptop, hotter than the sun, screaming fan sounds: pls i’m dying

me: *opens photoshop*

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods

i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life

“Wanna hangout?” Actually, I have to do something in a few weeks so I need to stay home and rest until then, thanks though!

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue