just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

where are my museum gift shop memes

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

that’s all we need to know

5 Y hhyt guy I jo 8 oi 9 oh uthj g y8 giI’m u

Thanks

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

#this is so cute thank you for telling me about this! via @newromaantics 

no problem it’s just very important to me that people know she’s loved!

Well done, Oppy. Well done.

Why is this so funny

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n t    s u c k 

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS